Some Thursday Morning Humor

Saw these on FB this morning (thanks again to Goodwill Librarian for the laughs) 

 

 

I saw this last one and grabbed the book I just finished this morning ... "Safe as Houses" by Susan Glickman ... Page 99, third line ...

 
"Oh my God, she's drinking scotch.  Mum never drinks scotch!"
 

Those who know me will appreciate the truth humor in that line and know that it probably would kill me!